Owners Club Brain Protection

In the R53 Owners Club?

Is your brain getting hurt by all the usual “What Oil”, “I raced a lambo and won”, “Its spelt Bought not Brought” and many more posts / comments?

Then you need the all-new and exclusive Owners Club Brain Protection Device.

Made from high quality RF reflecting material (Aluminium foil), it features a quadruple fold over seam to block out even the most annoying of posts.  Also features an embossed club logo so everyone knows you’re a fellow basket case.

Guaranteed* to block even the most trivial of annoying posts from ever entering your brain.

Limited stock and available for a few hours only (the government doesn’t want you to own such a powerful device so will probably take this listing down)

*results may vary, may cause side effects of paranoia, lightness of wallet, and a love for all ginger men.